Friday, 4 October 2013

Woodland Wilf, Poet Gnomeate



Let it never be said that Mr. Wilf does not have a way with words. With yesterday seeing the return of National Poetry Day, it seemed that everyone and their grandmother had a rhyme they wanted to share with the world. Harper Fiction, in celebration of this lyrical event, held a little Twitter competition looking for the best 140 character poem. Unfortunately, they also suggested that gnomes have very little talent indeed.

Cue Wilf’s first public reading:

Wilf’s point went perhaps a little bit too far though – he only went and won the sweets. He didn’t plan on intimidating anyone, he was just looking for an excuse to get on his soap box again. Oh Wilf.