Let it never be said that Mr. Wilf does not have a way with
words. With yesterday seeing the return of National Poetry Day, it seemed that
everyone and their grandmother had a rhyme they wanted to share with the world.
Harper Fiction, in celebration of this lyrical event, held a little Twitter
competition looking for the best 140 character poem. Unfortunately, they also
suggested that gnomes have very little talent indeed.
Cue Wilf’s first public reading:
Wilf’s point went perhaps a little bit too far though – he only
went and won the sweets. He didn’t plan on intimidating anyone, he was just
looking for an excuse to get on his soap box again. Oh Wilf.